Run Number 1906 DATE DIVER from Shepherdson Close, Isaacs.

Lots of distractions this week and a very unrooly circle. Must have been the heat.
How could anyone keep the focus when the hash's answer to Miranda Kerr is prancing around the circle scantily
clad in nothing but hash tee shirts?
Two well set trails up into the pine clad Isaac Ridge. The runners shedding calories like dandruff. AND, MIXO, Yes
thats right, the man with calves like Popeye was seen to hesitate at the first "Slight rise", peeled off and joined 
the walkers. Gasp.
After the 39 degree heat of the day the RA provided a couple of blasts of wind and a cooling mist for the Hashes
comfort.
We welcomed back a few hash addicts, not least the one man Cock Apocalypse; CRASH and BURN
The woman who is keeping RAMBO fit: Kay was named K-WINE, which as everyone knows is Scottish for
"Woman", Cuban for "Hairy, wobbly, lumpy bits" and Somalian for "The turnip is over there"

The Charges commenced with GREASENIPPLE following MIXO on (off) trail
TRASH was spotted holding trees up. PP was wading through shiggy to make his new shoes look not new.
Both FUDGIT and SCARLETT were condemned for their 1980s dress sense on trail and HORNYPENNY for
being a product of the 80s.
After being told specifically to not fall over by the hare, GREASE NIPPLE went out of his way to do just that.
MIXO was outed for not running the runners trail. PHALUS and VOMIT was charged for overdressing.
The Charges kept coming: Firstly the walking sweat tsunami GERBILs, then FLUID MOVEMENT for staining
DISTEMPERs shorts and DISTEMPER for catching the wrong bus.
Because it rained during the run, all "Dicks" were invited into the circle, flawed logic prevailed.
BETTY BOOP was invited into the circle as it became apparent that she had been wearing hash shirts whilst
doing the gardening, and because the cloud of flawed logic was still present, all the doublebums fell into the circle.
We all found out that DANGLES is POP TARTS sexslave.
The Little prick went to PARTY PIE, the little tit went to PHALLUS and VOMIT, and the Big prick went to RAMBO.
No birthdays, but we did celebrate the participation of SEEDLESS 10 times, DISTEMPER 120 times, DICKHEAD2 
410 times and FURBALLS 1050 times.
Well done to PEEPING PERVERT who unloaded $10,000 worth of Haberdash tonight.
Well done to CRYING DICK for keeping the beer flowing.
Well done to CRASH and BURN for surviving another week, and 
Well done to JR for overcoming his technophobia and getting all them images taken for prosperity (Or blackmail??)  
On On to the Harriets Charity night at WEATHERMANS Chateau